Troy Barnes is the perfect fictional man really
If my jokes offend you:
- I’m sorry
- It won’t happen again
- 1 & 2 are lies
- You’re a pussy
Troy Barnes is the perfect fictional man really

(via this--too--shall--pass)
I like alliteration.
I love you mittens
(via you-refused-to-fight)

If my jokes offend you:
- I’m sorry
- It won’t happen again
- 1 & 2 are lies
- You’re a pussy


“I remember you.”
